EAT THE RICH Unisex TShirt | Designed by jthomascrowne
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This EAT THE RICH Unisex TShirt is not a threat. It is a truth. A metaphor. A reversal. The stacked “EatTheRich” design — printed in bold Showcard Gothic, the carnival font of spectacle and excess — exposes the reality behind the phrase. For as long as civilization has existed, the rich have been eating the rest of us. They have consumed our labor, our time, our futures, our stability, our health, our opportunities, and our hope. They have extracted everything of value while contributing as little as possible to the Common Good.
Wear your EAT THE RICH Unisex TShirt to remind yourself.
If they cannot be persuaded to stop devouring society and start participating in its survival, then the rest of us will return the favor — not through violence, but through refusal. Through resistance. Through reclaiming what has been taken. Through metaphorical consumption: ending the system that allows them to feed on everyone else.
We live in an era where wealth inequality is more extreme than it was before the Great Depression and WWII. That level of concentration is not sustainable. It destabilizes societies, hollows out democracies, and pushes entire nations toward crisis. The rich created this imbalance through hoarding, exploitation, and a refusal to contribute to the systems that make their wealth possible. They benefit from public infrastructure, public labor, and public stability — yet fight relentlessly to avoid paying for any of it.
“Eat the Rich” is not a call to harm. It is a diagnosis. It is a refusal to be consumed any longer. It is a demand that the wealthiest among us finally join the Common Good — or lose the privilege of feeding on it.
A T‑shirt is the purest form of public protest — a message worn on the body, visible in every room, every street, every conversation. This unisex tee is soft, durable, and built for everyday activism. It turns the wearer into a walking reminder that justice requires contribution, and that the era of being devoured is over. Wear this proudly, especially anywhere you might rub shoulders with the rich.
Future versions will include multiple fits — unisex, women’s cut, and body‑specific options — because the fight for justice belongs on every body.
Designed by jthomascrowne — for the Common Good.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean